"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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