I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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