Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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