? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
