the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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