i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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