we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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