When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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