who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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