but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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