i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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