From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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