Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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