So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Will exercising make me less horny?
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