How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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