we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize