I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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