Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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