you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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