Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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