I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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