I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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