White coat. Heels.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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