ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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