"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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