Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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