Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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