everyone is single if you try hard enough
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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