your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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