Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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