Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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