Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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