So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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