I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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