I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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