i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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