I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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