when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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