She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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