I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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