she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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