so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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