u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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