watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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