Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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