...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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