On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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