At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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