come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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