Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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