Where are you?
In a non slutty way
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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