on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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