She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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