Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You can make out without kissing
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